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The Merse
HE HAS HAD A TORRID
Slowly but surely, Paul Merson’s innovative, adjective-heavy, noun-free lingo gains new devotees. The latest convert was Steve Bruce following the mauling by Chelsea:
“We haven’t had a settled at all.”
CAPTAIN CAPABLE
Chuffed Phil Neville always does his best to give his utmost:
“Today [...]
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Lovely Phil Brown
BETWEEN TWO STOOLS
It was a feast and a famine for Phil Brown at the Emirates:
“We tried to play our way back into the game – maybe too much too little in the end.”
MORAL OBJECTORS
Casino owners: don’t let Stevie G and co anywhere [...]
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ORGAN DINER
The coveted Random Comparison of the Season award looks set to remain in the Kamara household for another year after this appraisal of Carlos Tevez:
“They’ve got this man with a heart as big as…as big as… a plate.”
GOT TO START SOMEWHERE
With his shrewd, calculating mind, Setanta new [...]
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AT THE END OF THE DAY
Could the grand old statesman of Irish football have prescribed one dose of “moral courage” too far? Has he no more “honesty of effort” left in the tank?
Peter Collins: “We’ve run right out of time.”
Gilesy: “Good.”
CARNIVAL OF LOVE
Little wonder Arsene Wenger wouldn’t [...]
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FULLY DESERVED
Jeff: “Have Fulham got their just desserts?”
Kammy: “They have and they deserve it!”
OUT ON A LIMB
The ESPN anatomy shakeup continues. Just a fortnight after Joe Royle felt a free kick had hit Aaron Ramsey “more on the elbow than the arm,” Alan Curbishly countered [...]
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CAS DIGS DEEP
Let’s give the final verdict on Thierry Henry to that unlikely inhabitant of any moral high ground, Tony Cas:
“Deep down, he’s quite shallow.”
HULLIN LIMBO
Anyway, Henry’s sneaky digital dexterity was overshadowed on Saturday, when the ever-vigilant Paul Merson spotted a magnificent act of agility from Hull’s Kamil Zayatte:
“Down on his [...]
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SAVING PAVEE POINT THE PRICE OF ONE CHRISTMAS CARD
The first blow of a disappointing night at Croker came when Billo realised the visitors’ warm-up hadn’t erupted into an all-in bare-knuckle bout:
“Look at the French there. It doesn’t look like they are fighting like tinkers.”
ON THE PULSE
In the lead [...]
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SPLITTING HAIRS
Joe Royle’s continuing employment at ESPN is a cruel loss to the worlds of refereeing and anatomy:
“It’s hit him more on the elbow than the arm.”
THE SOOTHSAYER
Creative Joe also has a nice sideline fixing up dud plays. This week he settled on a few minor revisions to Shakespeare:
“Beware the ides of [...]
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FELL AT THE LAST
Of course the Premier League is all about money and marketing now, but if Chris Kamara can be believed, they have gone a bit too far at Fratton Park:
“Hugo Rodallega fell over the advertising hoardings as he was running in on goal.”
LORD [...]
Stan Collymore
ANOTHER FINE MESS
Where do you start with Stan Collymore’s campaign for an expanded Premier League, with no promotion and relegation and qualification based on performance over the last 100 years? Probably with his assertion that:
“…25 teams, 50 games a season.”
LESS IS MORE
Hang on, give Stan a chance to explain himself:
“At the moment, you get [...]
